WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Blunders 10:53 Fri Feb 26
Zlatan signs for Manchester United
ExWHUEmployee on Twitter has confirmed it's not bullshit, we are genuinely considering this.

I can't see it though, he's a free agent in the summer and will undoubtedly get huge money offers from the Arabs or China.


The Sun have picked it up now:

WEST HAM are considering a sensational bid to sign Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

The Hammers want to sign a major name to herald their move to the Olympic Stadium — and Paris Saint-Germain star Ibrahimovic is on their list of targets.

The Swedish superstar is leaving PSG at the end of the season and has indicated he wants the chance to play Premier League football before he ends his career.

Replies - In Chronological Order (Show Newest Messages First)

joey5000 10:56 Fri Feb 26
Re: Zlatan ????
There is literally nothing that would make me happier. But I would say a snowball has more chance of a long and happy life in hell than this.

Eggbert Nobacon 10:56 Fri Feb 26
Re: Zlatan ????
35 this year, huge wages, bigger ego

not for me despite how good he is

Josh 10:57 Fri Feb 26
Re: Zlatan ????
Would require a lot of bunce! He's looking for one last payday. I'm not sure this is a right move for us.

RH 11:00 Fri Feb 26
Re: Zlatan ????
Lets hope this is not true

madeeasy 11:00 Fri Feb 26
Re: Zlatan ????
I do not think we need or want him.

Sure he was a great player but we do not need to spend massive money on his wages with the worry that his attitude could upset the harmony that we currently have at the club.

we need a younger player that is desperate to make his mark and wants to come in to prove that he can be the bes.

Sxboy_66 11:01 Fri Feb 26
Re: Zlatan ????
I read last week that he has WON every league he's played in, every year, since 2001.

That's some fucking record.

I can't see it happening either, I think it's just Sullivan's way of letting other potential targets believe that they are not the only one we're looking at and also that we have huge ambition.

JustAFatKevinDavies 11:01 Fri Feb 26
Re: Zlatan ????
everything about the signing makes no sense and goes completely against why we've done so well in the transfer market recently

id absolutely bloody love it though

Takashi Miike 11:02 Fri Feb 26
Re: Zlatan ????
I can see it happening. China & the Arabs can wait

El Scorchio 11:05 Fri Feb 26
Re: Zlatan ????
I've heard this rumour a few times and i can't begin to say how much i want it to happen. Zlatan is my favourite non WHU player in the world and I'd fucking love to see him play for us.

Him and Payet together would be simply unbelievable.

I expect he'll go to Chelsea or Man City though, sadly. Certainly won;t be Man U while Van Gaal is there.

Lily Hammer 11:07 Fri Feb 26
Re: Zlatan ????
Iw ould be up for this if he said.........

"Zlatan is rich enough, so Zlatan does not need wages. Zlatan would settle for a percentage of shirt sales. Zlatan knows he can no longer play a whole season, 90 minutes each time. Zlatan would be happy and honoured to make regular substitute appearances for the last 30 minutes of matches and perhaps starting the matches to defend West Ham's FA Cup. Zlatan just wants to cunt some teams in the bastard for the famous West Ham. Zlatan has always known they are the Daddies. Zlatan will now do teh sign of the crossed hammers and take no more questions."


.....Yeah, then I'd be well up for this.

Scraper 11:07 Fri Feb 26
Re: Zlatan ????

Would be a great PR move.
He's treated as royalty here in Sweden.
Reckon he'll like Bilic.

Troy McClure 11:08 Fri Feb 26
Re: Zlatan ????
That's right Sxboy SON - Including jumping around clubs in Italy for a few years. Amazing record.

Would love a piece of this. He's just like a younger, slightly taller version of the Troyster. A talisman. A leader. A flair player to get you off your seat.

ooooh Morley Morley 11:11 Fri Feb 26
Re: Zlatan ????
No thanks..... hahahaha

Rossal 11:13 Fri Feb 26
Re: Zlatan ????
Eggbert Nobacon 10:56 Fri Feb 26

Blunders 11:13 Fri Feb 26
Re: Zlatan ????
Surprised, not one comment saying "He's shit".

Is it just British pundits that don't rate him then?



Can't see him going to City, he fell out with Guardiola in the past.

ludo21 11:14 Fri Feb 26
Re: Zlatan ????
Never warmed to him I'm afraid but even I would be quite excited by this... just a one year contract.

We could have Buffon in goal for one season as well, just so he could achieve his ambition of playing for the mighty Irons.

penners28 11:14 Fri Feb 26
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would be awesome. he'd want the fucking stadium and everything named after him

Joey Woodwork 11:14 Fri Feb 26
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I'm in.

Lee Trundle 11:16 Fri Feb 26
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Mourinho to Man Utd, with Zlatan joining him there would be the obvious conclusion.

Brain Damaged 11:16 Fri Feb 26
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I'm not offering an opinion, until whufcroe has commented.

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